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¡Que Divertido!

Last night was extra fun. I went out with Maete, A, and C. We went to a Salsa club for noche erotica around midnight or so. We were seriously the only ones there. It was pretty awesome. You got a raffle ticket with every drink which got you a drawing for an 'erotic prize'. They had something that reminded me of 'The Great American Challenge' and lots of condoms and suckers. I got a gum flavored condom and passion fruit flavored lube. Yay...

After a very strong mojito, and a drink that was probably a combination of 12 liquors I danced with a guy, well tried to. He taught me how to salsa I guess? He made me do all kinds of weird turns and stuff and all I could really do was squeal in fear and try my hardest to keep tempo. It's actually kind of difficult, for me it was anyway.

At around 1:30 the place got really packed, but not many people were dancing. It was kind of a sausage fest and it got really awkward, really quick. No. Me. Gusta.

At 2:00 we headed out and went to Maewest. Again.

When we got there we ran into H1 and H2, R, T, and a few other people from our group who's names have slipped my mind due to a drunken stupor and short term memory loss.
We all started dancing to some Spanish music that none of us understood, then they played "Empire State of Mind", the New York song, and "Yeah", the Atlanta song. Needless to say, we showed our American Pride and danced like stupid white girls the entire night. Around 2:30 everyone was boo'd up with a boy and making our erotically on the dance floor. Everyone, except me.
It really reminded me of Mean Girls, in the scene where Glen Coco gets two Candy-Ghrams, and the guy is like "And none for Gretchen Wieners." ... yeah, story of my life.

So, I started hanging out with Maete, and we just talked until 4:30ish, rejoined the dancing crowd, and still, no one asked to dance. I'm seriously going to put on a hot girl disguise and wear nothing, because that seems to get people noticed.
Seriously, all I want is a good dance session and a sloppy kiss. Just that one night of 'What was I thinking." But in Spain.
Judge me/Ground me later.


So that was our night. Me getting twat blocked and all my friends getting some... Jelly.

But it was a night for the books for sure. I stayed up with Maete after we got home, while A stayed behind with her boo-thang. We talked for a minute, ate some toast and drank looooots of water. She told me that the guys here haven't taken too much notice of me because I don't look as exotic as A and T, they're both african american, and not from Africa, which is new to these guys. I look like a Spaniard, go figure.

So yeah, It's not that I'm ugly, Thank God. I just look like everyone else...
Hmm.

Maybe I'll die my hair blonde or something?

... meh



I'm going out tonight for the Festival de San Juan and won't be back till Sunday.
If I haven't posted/updated a status by Monday, please send out a search party to find me.

I should be fine though, our entire school is going. :)
Don't worry



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Buenas Tardes